marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala)

fravitygalls:

the amount of shit alex got past the censors in this episode is astonishting

(Source: doafhat)

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

did-you-kno:

Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source

did-you-kno:

Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source

stirringwind:

mahayana-na:

musiclovers217:

fangirlandiknowit101:

sixfootdeep:

namikazes:

Why would anyone allow children to live in these conditions though
Sasuke living at the compound, post massacre, basically no wonder why he built up so much hate and sadness inside him and why he couldn’t let go, probably thinking about this 24/7
Naruto rejected by everyone, Konoha’s ignorant citizens don’t know more than to reject an innocent child and that makes me so sad still.
Why did Hiruzen allow such a thing, Konoha is fucked up.

I’ve been complaining about this for years. 
What bothers me is that Konoha — the citizens of Konoha — never really acknowledged their mistake and their behaviour. Naruto forgave them, Sasuke turned rogue, but the people never stepped up and said ‘what we did was wrong and we know it’. There’s been no real instance in the manga (that I can recall) where the people of Konoha vow to change this kind of behaviour.
This level of neglect is tantamount to abuse on a terrifying scale and it’s never really been properly addressed.
Nearly 700 chapters and it’s never been properly addressed I CAN’T. 
I wrote a while meta on this once and it still bothers to me today. How Naruto turned out as well as he did is amazing. (Shounen magic strikes again).
Poor Sauce though. He never stood a chance. :(

Basically, Kishi does what I hate reading about in Naruto fics… glorifying (or rather not addressing at all) abuse… Naruto turned it into a strength to believe in himself, for Sasuke it was a plot device to fuck him up and get him to leave the village. I wish they’ll both say “fuck you” to the council after this and go their own way (together). An orphanage. Konoha needs an orphanage under Naruto’s personal care. Just please, please give me this… Well I can dream. 

Hm. What I see is abuse that reflects society today. True, people are standing up for abuse in our society, but honestly, there are still people who well never see help come.
As for naruto and sasuke, in the recent chapter, 695, it finally clicked to me that throughout the neglect and abuse naruto and sasuke went through, naruto learned to forgive. He holds on to hope, hope for a better future, like the previous hokages. However, sasuke doesn’t see the hope. He wants to kill the kages and naruto and destroy whoever has hope. He’s given up on believing in the future. And it’s sad. But sasuke symbolizes all those who’ve suffered, given up, and committed suicide, in my opinion. Although he’s idea is gruesome and unbearable, it’s a reasonable idea. It is a reasonable idea.
That’s why they both understand why they take the position they’ve taken.

What always struck me as odd in the Naruto manga is that…… despite living in a fundamentally violent society, with orphan rates probably being pretty high overall, Konoha has NO decent infrastructure in place to take care of orphans. From what I can tell, clans are responsible of taking care of their own and if you don’t have a clan? Well, I guess Konoha can give you some money and find you an apartment, but good luck taking care of yourself.
Considering Itachi was an accomplished and Konoha-paid killer by the tender age of 9, I presume Konoha has no legal definition of “child” and “adult”. A child becomes an adult as soon as they’re proficient enough at killing to go be useful out in the field.
So leaving Sasuke to live by himself in a murder scene? Sure! Why not! It’s his clan property after all, and he’s big enough to know how to put on shoes. He’ll be fiiiine~

Konoha is fucked up seriously 
Honestly I don’t even know why…the Council let Naruto get treated like that. Even the most cold and calculating view is that this kid houses the most powerful of all the demons. That’s like a walking human WMD. Naruto is a walking NUKE. Why the hell would you let them treat him like shit? And increase the probability he might turn on the village? 

stirringwind:

mahayana-na:

musiclovers217:

fangirlandiknowit101:

sixfootdeep:

namikazes:

Why would anyone allow children to live in these conditions though

Sasuke living at the compound, post massacre, basically no wonder why he built up so much hate and sadness inside him and why he couldn’t let go, probably thinking about this 24/7

Naruto rejected by everyone, Konoha’s ignorant citizens don’t know more than to reject an innocent child and that makes me so sad still.

Why did Hiruzen allow such a thing, Konoha is fucked up.

I’ve been complaining about this for years. 

What bothers me is that Konoha — the citizens of Konoha — never really acknowledged their mistake and their behaviour. Naruto forgave them, Sasuke turned rogue, but the people never stepped up and said ‘what we did was wrong and we know it’. There’s been no real instance in the manga (that I can recall) where the people of Konoha vow to change this kind of behaviour.

This level of neglect is tantamount to abuse on a terrifying scale and it’s never really been properly addressed.

Nearly 700 chapters and it’s never been properly addressed I CAN’T.

I wrote a while meta on this once and it still bothers to me today. How Naruto turned out as well as he did is amazing. (Shounen magic strikes again).

Poor Sauce though. He never stood a chance. :(

Basically, Kishi does what I hate reading about in Naruto fics… glorifying (or rather not addressing at all) abuse… Naruto turned it into a strength to believe in himself, for Sasuke it was a plot device to fuck him up and get him to leave the village. I wish they’ll both say “fuck you” to the council after this and go their own way (together). An orphanage. Konoha needs an orphanage under Naruto’s personal care. Just please, please give me this… Well I can dream. 

Hm. What I see is abuse that reflects society today. True, people are standing up for abuse in our society, but honestly, there are still people who well never see help come.

As for naruto and sasuke, in the recent chapter, 695, it finally clicked to me that throughout the neglect and abuse naruto and sasuke went through, naruto learned to forgive. He holds on to hope, hope for a better future, like the previous hokages. However, sasuke doesn’t see the hope. He wants to kill the kages and naruto and destroy whoever has hope. He’s given up on believing in the future. And it’s sad. But sasuke symbolizes all those who’ve suffered, given up, and committed suicide, in my opinion. Although he’s idea is gruesome and unbearable, it’s a reasonable idea. It is a reasonable idea.

That’s why they both understand why they take the position they’ve taken.

What always struck me as odd in the Naruto manga is that…… despite living in a fundamentally violent society, with orphan rates probably being pretty high overall, Konoha has NO decent infrastructure in place to take care of orphans. From what I can tell, clans are responsible of taking care of their own and if you don’t have a clan? Well, I guess Konoha can give you some money and find you an apartment, but good luck taking care of yourself.

Considering Itachi was an accomplished and Konoha-paid killer by the tender age of 9, I presume Konoha has no legal definition of “child” and “adult”. A child becomes an adult as soon as they’re proficient enough at killing to go be useful out in the field.

So leaving Sasuke to live by himself in a murder scene? Sure! Why not! It’s his clan property after all, and he’s big enough to know how to put on shoes. He’ll be fiiiine~

Konoha is fucked up seriously 

Honestly I don’t even know why…the Council let Naruto get treated like that. Even the most cold and calculating view is that this kid houses the most powerful of all the demons. That’s like a walking human WMD. Naruto is a walking NUKE. Why the hell would you let them treat him like shit? And increase the probability he might turn on the village? 

omg-its-le-me:

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed

tchaikovskysgirlfriend:

ladykise:

thesoggybug:

Sokka Appreciation Week

Always reblog Sokka

The hardest part of lok for me was finding out there was no more Sokka

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

vicemag:

This Is What Developing Acute Schizophrenia Feels Like
A year ago this winter, I began to not recognize myself. 
Sleep was the first thing to change. Progressively, over the course of about two weeks, I began struggling to drift off. As a 24-year-old man with a good supply of hash, this had never been a problem before. It was so odd. Seemingly out of the blue, I’d get into bed at night and not be able to shut off my brain. Thoughts would grow tendrils and loop onto other thoughts, tangling together like a big wall of ivy. Some nights, I’d pull the covers over my head, grab my face hard in my hands, and whisper, “Shut. The. Fuck. Up.”
Eventually I would be able to get to sleep, but I’d wake up feeling peculiar, like I had forgotten to do or tell someone something. Hunger wasn’t as aggressive as it usually was during this time, either. Normally I bolt downstairs to pour a heaping bowl of Frosted Flakes the second my eyes open. Instead, I woke each morning with a sick, creeping feeling in my gut. Still, I carried on as normal, thinking I’d just lay off the hash for a bit. That was probably it. I wasn’t panicked. 
I carried on my work at a local wine shop and tried to push what was happening during the night to the back of my mind. I got through the days OK, if slightly bleary-eyed—but looking back now I can see that I had started to struggle with simple conversations. 
If my boss told me to check a delivery, it’d take me a few seconds to process what he was saying, like two or three people had said it at the same time and I couldn’t make out the clear instruction. Looking at morning delivery slips and trying to make sense of them in my head was like trying to make out a tree in the fog—possible, but hard.
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vicemag:

This Is What Developing Acute Schizophrenia Feels Like

A year ago this winter, I began to not recognize myself. 

Sleep was the first thing to change. Progressively, over the course of about two weeks, I began struggling to drift off. As a 24-year-old man with a good supply of hash, this had never been a problem before. It was so odd. Seemingly out of the blue, I’d get into bed at night and not be able to shut off my brain. Thoughts would grow tendrils and loop onto other thoughts, tangling together like a big wall of ivy. Some nights, I’d pull the covers over my head, grab my face hard in my hands, and whisper, “Shut. The. Fuck. Up.”

Eventually I would be able to get to sleep, but I’d wake up feeling peculiar, like I had forgotten to do or tell someone something. Hunger wasn’t as aggressive as it usually was during this time, either. Normally I bolt downstairs to pour a heaping bowl of Frosted Flakes the second my eyes open. Instead, I woke each morning with a sick, creeping feeling in my gut. Still, I carried on as normal, thinking I’d just lay off the hash for a bit. That was probably it. I wasn’t panicked. 

I carried on my work at a local wine shop and tried to push what was happening during the night to the back of my mind. I got through the days OK, if slightly bleary-eyed—but looking back now I can see that I had started to struggle with simple conversations. 

If my boss told me to check a delivery, it’d take me a few seconds to process what he was saying, like two or three people had said it at the same time and I couldn’t make out the clear instruction. Looking at morning delivery slips and trying to make sense of them in my head was like trying to make out a tree in the fog—possible, but hard.

Continue